[Hetalia] Official Malaysia?!

AHHHHHH!!! I was reading the awesome fanfiction in my previous post, and then the author said that new nations had come out! So I went to look to see if Singapore was there somehow, and guess what I saw? What I friggin' saw??

NOOOOO!!! FUUUUU NOOO!!!!!

-fangirl heart shatters- -throws away IDSG and MYSG- Now only UKSG's left...

OH GOD but the impossible just happened and Malaysia turned out to be a female. What if Singapore turns out to be a guy...?

THEN THERE'S NO PAIRING POSSIBLE BECAUSE MALAYSIA SHOULD ALWAYS BE THE SEME AND SINGAPORE'S SUPPOSED TO BE MUCH LESS AGGRESSIVE!! FUUUU!!!

And if that happens I'll die... All the evidence says Singapore should be a girl... Even the gender ratio of guys to girls in Singapore is 974:1000... And I'm a Singaporean girl and as far as I see Singaporean guys aren't interesting at all...

NOOO THAT'LL BE ONE OF MY REASONS FOR SUICIDE. DEFINITELY. I CAN NEVER BE PROUD OF MY COUNTRY AGAIN IF SHE'S NOT A GIRL IN HETALIAAAAAA.

And when I went to the Hetalia group I'm in on Facebook, screaming about this horrible piece of news, the first thing a girl said was:

"Wow. You're abandoning the pairing just because Malaysia's a girl? Talk about being a misogynist."

She doesn't know how much that hurt me, huh... Usually I do like females, to the point where people called me a lesbian. It's always sad how people always call me names for everything I do.

That's another reason why I love Hetalia so much. Because all of the countries are part of the environment, and they can never hurt me like how humans do. And that's why I hate humans so much, because they're always hurting everything that exists. If we could all just disappear, I'm sure the world would be able to revive again.

Sa-sayon...