So these are based on my violin pieces.
1. In one of them, the composer was born in Germany. He moved to Vienna, Austria for a short time, but spent most of his career in Hungary.
So basically, Germany dated Austria, but dumped him and hooked up with Hungary...?
2. He was born in Newcastle, England. Afterwards he moved to Germany but ended up in America.
So... USUK anyone, after the crack GerUK?
3. The Italian piece was based off the French "Corrente", which means running movement.
France-oniichan huh.
4. The composer was born in London, and inspired by Cuba's music.
America and Cuba's been getting along then?
And finally, the crack which kept us laughing for quite some time:
A Greek song's description: "The 7/8 metres (3+2+2) makes for some exciting rhythms. It needs to be played incisively around the middle, and quite near to the bridge."
My friend saw something perverted in this.